Abominable

Music: There Goes the Fear-Doves; Mushaboom-Feist


The blizzard is in full force. It's crazy to watch storm clouds of snow hurry down the street. I would hate to be outside right now. OH wait, the snow lulled for a moment. Cute. Anyhow, I was outside for the second time today to walk the dog (and the first time I was outside it was to walk the dog) and the snow was absolutely blinding. But I had the soundtrack from 500 Days of Summer in my ears and no lie, that album is the best for feeling a part of the snow globe the streets become. The snow seemed to bring everything into slow motion. My dog for some reason was walking on three legs rather than the usual four. I don't know what that was about. He went to pee on things, but it seemed like the snow slowed down his urinary tract as well. It was very funny to see him look so earnest and then have nothing to show for it. The harder the wind blew, the more I felt as if I were kissing the scarf covering my face rather than using it as a shield. I could feel the snow, but I didn't feel like it had a personal vendetta against me. It was fantastic.

I wonder how I'll feel tomorrow when it's positively disgusting outside...

OH GOD

Yes, I've now posted 3 times in a day, 4 if you count the other blog, but DUDE.

This would be me though:

"Today, I dropped my keys. Not wanting to lean over and pick them up, I pointed at them and said 'Accio.' Then I realized I had tried to use a Harry Potter spell in real life and in public. FML"

OH FML.

Oh life. HA HA HAAA>

 For my own procrastination/studying/amusement. Sudden realization, btw,  blogger cannot tell time.  

Say "hey there" to some good old fashioned Atlantic World History. Hurrah.

Since I can't seem to go any more below the table, the translations for the last part: 

* the natives love us. And are happy to see us. Yep.

** the Indians? Ha, we will kill them if they don’t convert. NVM. We’ll kill them for nothing too!

*** o no. the Indians. A problem. Besides, all we want is their land

**** we’re pretty annoying. Yay England.

***** hmm, we don’t deal with those usually unless they are giving us their land. Always nice.

	France	Spain	Portugal	England	Holland
Goals	Trade w/ Indians for furs	Make money as quickly as possible?	Make money using industriagriculture. Yay sugar and café.	Settle.	Make maps.
Rights	*cough*	cough	* cough*	* cough*	they can take over the world if they want.
Home Gov’t	Successive monarchy-prove thyself	Monarchy recently reconquista’d from los Moros	Um bom governo, tenho a certeza.	Depends. There wast a war of Roses. There are kings.	Democratic government- how that happened no one will ever know.
Gestures	Huge processions	The requerimientoTake it or DIE!	Not many.	????	NO.
Natives	les indigènes nous aiment. et sommes heureux de nous voir*	los indios? Je, los mataremos si no convertían. NVM. ¡Los mataremos para nada también!**	o no. os índios. Um problema. além disso, todos nós queremos é sua terra***	we’re a freaking city on a hill. We’re going to take their land and they’re going to like it. Or we’re going to ignore the problem****	hmm, we gaan niet in op de gebruikelijke, tenzij ze geven ons hun land. altijd leuk.*****