Oh life. HA HA HAAA>

 For my own procrastination/studying/amusement. Sudden realization, btw,  blogger cannot tell time.  

Say "hey there" to some good old fashioned Atlantic World History. Hurrah.

Since I can't seem to go any more below the table, the translations for the last part: 

* the natives love us. And are happy to see us. Yep.

** the Indians? Ha, we will kill them if they don’t convert. NVM. We’ll kill them for nothing too!

*** o no. the Indians. A problem. Besides, all we want is their land

**** we’re pretty annoying. Yay England.

***** hmm, we don’t deal with those usually unless they are giving us their land. Always nice.

	France	Spain	Portugal	England	Holland
Goals	Trade w/ Indians for furs	Make money as quickly as possible?	Make money using industriagriculture. Yay sugar and café.	Settle.	Make maps.
Rights	*cough*	cough	* cough*	* cough*	they can take over the world if they want.
Home Gov’t	Successive monarchy-prove thyself	Monarchy recently reconquista’d from los Moros	Um bom governo, tenho a certeza.	Depends. There wast a war of Roses. There are kings.	Democratic government- how that happened no one will ever know.
Gestures	Huge processions	The requerimientoTake it or DIE!	Not many.	????	NO.
Natives	les indigènes nous aiment. et sommes heureux de nous voir*	los indios? Je, los mataremos si no convertían. NVM. ¡Los mataremos para nada también!**	o no. os índios. Um problema. além disso, todos nós queremos é sua terra***	we’re a freaking city on a hill. We’re going to take their land and they’re going to like it. Or we’re going to ignore the problem****	hmm, we gaan niet in op de gebruikelijke, tenzij ze geven ons hun land. altijd leuk.*****