Thursday, March 12, 2009

if the dress clearly doesn't fit

Don't wear it. 

I found in my closet, mid-spring cleaning, a very small-looking white dress, brand-new. I was really excited, because I thought it meant I wouldn't have to do any white-dress shopping for Graduation day. Unfortunately, that answer was a resounding NO.

Before I made my final decision of giving it away to someone who could fit it (aka Midgets or 10 year olds), I tried it on. And then I was stuck. Don't do this. 

It was extremely short and apparently slightly (read: VERY) see-through. It took me 5 minutes to put on the dress, and another 5 minutes to extricate myself. It's a shift style dress, so that should not happen.

I laughed to myself at the idea of Seegs looking me at that, or even Tom or like anyone. Yup, don't try on the dress kids.

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